did you know?

That Cool Whip is made with a major ingredient used in condom lube? Iiiiiiiinterestinnnnnnng!


1 Response to “did you know?”

  1. 1 Doktor Holocaust June 21, 2008 at 4:34 am

    no, it’s made with TWO common sexual lube ingredients! water counts too. I cannot count the times I have seen “only use with water-based lube” in product descriptions on the websites that sell the kind of things to which one would apply sexual lubrication.

    and the trans-fats can count, too – cooking oils and salad dressings have been applied to people’s naughty bits before.

    also: nobody really wants cool whip in their nether-bits. sure, it stays fluffy in the fridge, but bodyheat will de-fluff it and then you’re gonna get synthetic wax, xantham gum, and non-dairy creamer oozing into your urethra or some other place where those things shouldn’t go.

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