better than clap on, clap off

Three months after driving, I’ve become so accustomed to the lock/unlock buttons on my keyfob that I catch myself aiming it at my front door and expecting the same before I get into the house. One of these days, I’m going absentmindedly take aim at someone’s mouth running off and expect the offending mouth to lock up mid-sentence. How cool would it be to have a device that does that?


2 Responses to “better than clap on, clap off”

  1. 1 Doktor Holocaust April 6, 2008 at 6:29 am

    they call the gadgets that do the latter “knockout gas,” or “tranquilizer darts,” and the law frowns upon civilians using them.

  2. 2 petitmuse April 6, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    alas. and that’s all I’ll say.

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