Guess I can put Kill Bill 2 and Fiona Apple away…

for awhile. Happiness is a cancelled court date!  That means he can cancel the Godfather marathon, too.

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This morning:

Kiddo: I like my brown eyes. They’re like bears. They are brothers. And your  blue eyes? They’re sisters.

Sunday:

Know what I’m going to college for?

Ah….hmmm…to be a teacher?

Nope.

Doctor?

No.

Artist?

No! I’m going to college to be a hunter. And you can help me, Mama! You can hunt bears! And deer! We’ll EAT them! You want to hunt, Mama?

Only with my camera.

No!! No, you have to shoot them!

Right. I’ll shoot them with my camera.

No, Mama. You have to kill them, Mama! So we can eat them. Do people eat bears, Mama?

Some probably do. I don’t.

Well, you can stay with me, and I’ll help you. Ok?

Ah….