“Ohhhh, Mommy, can I get some gummy worms?”
“No, sweetie, you have a whole basketful of Easter candy.”
“Oh, but Mommy, I like gummy worms so I can pretend that I’m a robin.”
Oh. Precious, but somehow, shrewd. She knows how to get me.
random daily life observations
“Ohhhh, Mommy, can I get some gummy worms?”
“No, sweetie, you have a whole basketful of Easter candy.”
“Oh, but Mommy, I like gummy worms so I can pretend that I’m a robin.”
Oh. Precious, but somehow, shrewd. She knows how to get me.
i woulda said something like “Then pretend you’re a mutant genetically modified carnivorous robin that eats bunnies! i heard some escaped from a lab near our house last week.”
let’s not give her any ideas, now.
Have you read her “How to Eat Fried Worms” yet?? It was one of my favorite books when I was in 3rd grade. It’s a classic.
i remember that book! she’d probably love it. she has a real thing about worms these days.