…is creeping up behind your child in her classroom and listening to her read a book aloud by herself
…and greengreengreen pencil thin asparagus! Roasted in the oven in olive oil and sprinkled with cracked pepper and salt. Splash with balsamic vinegar. Spring on a plate.
…Britney Spear’s If You Seek Amy amuses me.
That is all.

lets just hope the kiddo doesn’t start singing “If you seek amy” aloud in public. the chorus has a bit of a mondegreen in it that, i think is part of the song’s appeal, but that might not be so funny to ears without a sense of humor behind them.
yeah, it’s the mondegreen, for me. not a britney fan, but after everything she’s been through, well; good for her.